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nonbinary
pronouns: I literally don't care. /
religion: ahaha /
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little-siksura:

skyeribbon:

Current mood: Elmo getting a manicure

Wat

little-siksura:

skyeribbon:

Current mood: Elmo getting a manicure

Wat

Every Minecraft youtuber ever

thats-so-ravenhill:

*Dubstep intro, animated pickaxes fly across the screen*
"Hey guys this is MinecraftGuy49Xx and this is episode 452 of Minecraft Hunger Games. Let’s get started! Ok so I got a wooden swo-OHMYGODTHERESAGUYWOAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHH- Ok I killed him. So this is my spade named spady, he’s the one running joke so I have so you can tell me apart from the millions of other Minecraft LP-ers. Oh look I died, like and subscribe.”

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: How To Seduce A Cancer.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: How To Seduce A Cancer.

thepussytrembles:

same

honeyandlavender:

I love Landon

cliffymikeyy:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

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my real name is *truck driving past sound* but everyone calls me dad

fruitsoftheweb:

4-Dimensional Rotation

fruitsoftheweb:

4-Dimensional Rotation