madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

thetolqueen:

When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

ultranipslip:

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

y’know, in *case* you weren’t on the moon

ask-jean:

this isn’t going to work

sexpansion:

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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tardis-mind-palace:

trendingly:

What Cities Would Look Like Without Lights

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did you mean: after the apocalypse

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

nranolart:

Fact: If you watch Attack on Titan, you will become Attack on Titan.

princess-anna-sexual:

naughty-chekov:

what do you mean this isn’t how the scene went

this is exactly how it went

accurate

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madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

thetolqueen:

When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

ultranipslip:

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

y’know, in *case* you weren’t on the moon

sexpansion:

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside