pronouns: I literally don't care. /
religion: ahaha /
My skype and/or pesterchum is availible on request if you want to/need to talk or whatever. Feel free to send asks, request art (i draw dragons sometimes).
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when ur walking by people and they laugh
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen
825. Deaf muggleborn students have created a charm that turns people’s voices into subtitles under their mouths. They then create a charm that puts voices to their signing.
It still amazes me that I talk to guys who still think they get harassed just as much as women online. Like even from people who aren’t clearly and totally gross dumbasses. It kinda makes me think that, even in the best cases, it might be hard to really understand the sheer difference in frequency. You see a woman get harassed on a game and you go “Oh well I’ve been harassed” without understanding that there is seldom a session for her where that doesn’t happen or understanding what her inbox might look like…
That is a sort of stunning degree of difference.
"The data’s in! Women were lying about online harassment!”
"Aha! We knew it!"
“Yeah, they’ve been severely underreporting how bad things are for them, turns out.”
the best reveal in gravity falls is still “the guy built up as a zombie was actually a bunch of gnomes standing on top of each other under a hoodie” like i dont think anything so far has topped how funny that was
shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
i saw the picture and i had to.
She’s chewing on my glasses and ear.
when people ask me what im gonna do after college
123D Catch is an I-Phone and Android App that allows you to create 3D models by taking a bunch of pictures from various directions. These models can later be 3D printed. (Website)
digitalize and print your child
A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)
that’s one tough ass balloon